Introducing the WTH Hydration Line: FineBruh’s Potions for Daily Chaos

Water’s boring. Coffee’s basic. But hydration? Hydration can be funny.
Finebruh just dropped the “Potion Collection” — drinkware that doesn’t just hold liquid, it holds a mood.

• Procrastination Potion Tumbler
  Delays everything. Including thirst. Warning: may cause last-minute cramming.

• Ex-Boyfriend Liquid Closure Bottle
  Because closure doesn’t come in texts. It comes in stainless steel. Sip petty, sip proud.

• Ex-Girlfriend Hydration Therapy Bottle
  For when she’s gone but the thirst remains. Works at the gym, works after crying, works on Tinder.

• Espresso Yourself Mug
  Say less. Say shots. This mug doesn’t just carry coffee — it carries your whole personality.

• Protein Tears Bottle
  Post-leg-day hydration. Fueled by whey, sweat, and regret. Tears optional, gains required.

• New Job Energy Flask
  Hydrate, hustle, repeat. The only office supply HR can’t ban.

This series is where your drinkware gets a plotline.